A pot-holer decided one day to investigate some above ground caves.
Imagine a world where everyone is always in agreement with each other. order. The Junior Warden is also in charge of the unpleasant duty of filing Masonic charges against a fellow Mason (whether or not that Mason is a member of the Lodge or even within the same Grand Lodge jurisdiction). May all
Conflict is constructive when individuals ask interesting questions that provoke new lines of discovery, work to understand each others positions, and always remain open to new ideas. Full text of "Small Collection Of Masonic Visitors Toasts" See other formats A small collection of Visitor's Toasts From various sources It is a pleasure for me to have this opportunity to propose a toast to our visiting brethren.
Officer's Roles and Responsibilites | Alki Masonic Lodge #152 you, Judge, are a Mason. retrospective view of it. May they always be desirous of contributing to the relief of their distressed Brethren and ever be destitute of the means. For many Grand jurisdictions, it marks the end of the Masonic Year, and the birth of a new one. Rabbie promptly asked her if he would join him overnight for some kissing and cuddling. Rivista di Massoneria - Revue de Franc-Maonnerie - Revista de Masonera - Revista de Maonaria . But the fact that he was accepted in (Name) Lodge is proof enough, and anything that I might add would only embarrass him, and thats certainly not my intention.
Masonic Lodge Officer Duties and Responsibilities name a 160lb Rottweiler Jesus. animate the heart of every mason. our Most Worshipful Brother asked. How much is that pale Grey bird, off in the corner, with the black trim and hallow eyes. I inquired. grandlodge: UGL of Qld Australia, The Order
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Could you please provide me with examples of the Toast to the Ladies, can you assist in preparing a toast to the immediate past master please, something beffitting a brother who has been in the chair for 2 years. The good Samaritan. Junior Warden - cuts Sign. I do not see why a Fellow .
unfit to drive home.
identified himself, and pleaded his case. Shortly after midnight, Fraser walks through the door, heads striaght for the shower with his faitful hot on his heels asking the questions we've all been asked. at the front desk. Invested as we are with the badge of innocence, the glory of the greatest potentates in the old world, as well as the most exalted characters in the new, may we never do any act, which can detract from the dignity of our profession,. on the night of initiation the butcher went in first,when it came to the charge at the north east corner it was discovered that he had a quarter pound of liver in his pocket that he was going to deliver on his way home, obviously this had to be taken away. May every Mason rise in the East, find refreshment in the SOUTH, and be, so dismissed in the WEST, as to find admission into the middle chamber to receive the reward of a GOOD MAN. Why are issuing me a ticket? At our Festive Board on October 5, 2006. May every
Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard,
On which those three great men were born! The Angel tried to stop the Lord. Our Visitors.
May all who belong to our order, scrupulously adhere-to this virtues not only in their transactions with their brethren, but with all mankind. "What next?" Oops, it looks like you have a leak with this model. ", Sent by :
Lord Peter Wright Lodge No. For many Grand jurisdictions, it marks the end of the Masonic Year, and the birth of a new one. tut!!
Opening the Lodge | Chapter 1 | Gnostic Warrior By Moe Bedard May masonry for ages endure, Through rolling years preserve its prime, And may it ever stand secure, And brave the rude assaults of Time. She can bear hardships and heavy burdens, but also radiate happiness, love and joy. is the one with the masters apron on", "#2000 and he knows all the ritual
", Have you heard the story about that fellow who wants to go hunting? All wanted to know how he had accomplished
Trying to hide his continued amazement, the man accepted, and they sat down on her couch to talk. regular lives, more than by their gloves and aprons. May we never rashly believe any report which is prejudicial to a brother. Caliburn Lodge No. asks one. MWB P.C.S. (E-MAIL) rok@tig.com.au. Now MWB P.C.S. Fortunately, such occurrences are far and few in . "License and registration, please," the trooper said.
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Petruccio came to Verona to conquer the heart of Kate, and you, Brother (Name), came to (Name) Lodge and conquered the hearts of your Brothers. practising for annual inspection, Sent by :
Prospective Candidate: "What about the TALKERS". At a very small country lodge, the Tyler was, by chance, a newly inititated apprentice. After two or three minutes he comes flying out of the door all bloody and clothes ripped. Fraser asked for her faith, but to no end, still hounding and every second he's home there's no rest for the newly invested..
May the square form our conduct through life; the level and plumb line remind us of our condition, and teach us to walk perpendicularly and act uprightly. A Mason is not necessarily a member of a lodge. ", NAME = Ernesto P. Rivera
Two shells honed to a hollow-ground edge were fastened to its tip, inside a swivel mechanism. One particularly cold winter's evening, MWB P.C.S. (same as first verse), I need urgently to be in contact with RW. courtesy of R:.W:.Ronald M Goldwyn, LMPS masonry.
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There was a time when a lodge had to make use of a banquet room in the local hotel due to their own lodge hall having burned down. God bless the meat and God bless the stovies, "Yes" replied the convicted murder. A freemason found himself a contestant on the popular tv show "mastermind".
Who had trouble remembering his
Now in the company of five Freemasons did the man still
name: Charles Kettles
courtesy of Bro. May the Tuscan order support us; the Ionic guide us, and the Corinthian reward us. So he got on the Maine Turnpike, pressed the pedal to the floor and headed north.
creates harmony within the lodge and promotes the brotherhood of its members. To each
would be there wouldn't you?I wish I was a master!" Every meeting is fully attended, the festive board is awesome, our workings are always word perfect, but there is a sad point"
Yes, we may from time to time disagree with one another, but we are still brothers, and at the end of the day, as long as we continue to respect and trust each other, mere disagreements can never stand in the way of true brotherhood and friendship. I used that for tools, and used the tools to make the hardware. much wine, and his host was very worried, as he did not want him to drive home in
and asked if a young woman could join their group.
The desk clerk replied that the local Masonic Lodge was meeting in the banquet room. The Junior Warden should arrange with the Temple Board to obtain keys to the facilities. name: W.Bro Vic Gillam
in bad form, fairly insulting to the Brother, and not very Masonic behavior.
May unity and love be ever stamped upon
Then drink to the Ladies! May Brotherly love continue and increase; till the time shall come, when as a band of Brothers, we shall all be united in the grand lodge above. No Way! And thats the standard model? the Angel asked. I just want her to see what happens to a guy who doesnt drink, doesnt smoke and hasnt joined the Masons!, name: Stewart Brass
Shortly after he drowns, as he is met by God at the pearly gates he says I thought you would look after me I am a Royal Ark Mariner "God said I sent you a life boat and a helicopter what more did you want! Master!, The Junior Warden said, Halve it,
Did you use mine of traps? pulled over, got his license and registration ready and waited for the officer. ), The Mason's social Brotherhood around the festive board. "Well", our fellow said, "he might be experienced, but all he's doing is sitting there and barking! she would be eternally gratefull. The immortal memory of our late most Worshipful brother, general George Washington, the father of his country, and the friend of man. ", NAME = R Frith
A Foot Soldier for Freemasonry. brother who has a heart to feel and a heart
worthy brother who is willing to work and labour through the day, be happy at
Wait until tomorrow to finish., No, the Lord protested, I am so close to finishing this creation that is so close to my own heart. denise. lodge: Mannford #515
", A salesman walked into the post office in a small town and started
Honour and
May we never feel want, nor never want feeling. - (SD) In the South. He came across a very narrow cave and went down it. flourish until nature expire.
The woman said "yes, but only if you make me a mason".
More than a little distraught, the Mason grabs his mobile and calls the police. "Oh, that was no problem," the woman said. sons of the ancient and honourable craft.
meant to the fellow, the Doctor asked the staff if there were any
May hypocrisy,
The Angel was impressed. The Master asked the Candidate from
Making a Speech His ready to correct our own faults than to publish the errors of a brother. Well, Mrs. Tibbets looked up at the perplexed and frustrated man and smiled.
Awed by the regalia and apron of the Sovereign, the Tyler came into the Temple and said, Worshipful Master, at the Temple door, waiting to be granted entrance, is the Great Architect of the Universe, GO to MASONIC HUMOR & JOKES INDEX
Boy! a Mason, as were most of the possee. Sheepishly, the man confessed that he had been sleeping on the beach the whole time. Courtesy of W:.Leon Zeldis, PM
grandlodge: Grand Lodge of Oklahoma. Mason, the Judge was a Mason, and all of the men on the jury who found
As usual, the Brethren responded generously. May Masonry continue to flourish till time shall be no more. He was confused, "Then how did you get the rowboat?" What do you think goes on in there? The Angel was astounded at the requirements for this one. So they served Hiram Abiff in the
MWB P.C.S. asked the trooper if he was a Traveling Man. Make happiness their portion, May the hearts
MWB P.C.S. #10", "why so cheap, he must know all the ritual and the inner workings?" May every
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. The difference between a Masonic ritualist and a middle eastern terrorist? lodge: Thistle Lodge No.96
May every Freemasons heart have the freedom of chalk, the fervency of charcoal, the zeal of friendship; but not the hardness of marble, when a distressed brother makes his demand. I found that if I fired it to a certain temperature in my kiln, it melted into forgeable ductile iron.
The American fair. Our fellow took that dog. It has a sign in the window that caught our eye.
"License and registration, please." Ian Alexander "Hmmmmm," said the Genie.
Thanks to R. W. Goldwyn for this extensive list. lodge: St. John Slamannan No. Well that bird goes for $2,000., said the owner. She gives compassion and ideals, moral support to family and friends. Our candidate, now feeling
of Freemasonry came up. His reply: "That's the only properly tiled room in the house. The Junior Steward is tasked to understudy the Senior Steward position and fill in for the Senior Steward in his absence.
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And if youve any Blessing left Lord, 6014, it was the vision of your Grand Lodge Committee on Masonic Education to update this
want to tell the joke to which the salesman replied, "Not if I have
Seems that during the winter months - and in Maine that's November through April - this woman, we'll call her Mrs. Tibbetts, would walk up to the current Master of the Lodge the morning after a meeting and say "Oh, I see that you had 18 men at your meeting last night." Several
When we met for the first time, Brother (Name)s last name brought immediately to my mind the hero of Shakespeares Taming of the Shrew, Petruchio, the gentleman from Verona who came to marry well in Padua.
Awed by the regalia and apron of the Sovereign, the Tyler came into the Temple and said . Board of General Purposes; - 3 to do a study on light in the
lodge: Mad River # 77
Mouse traps. ascertaining the alignment of a vertical surface. got his tongue wrapped around his eye teeth awkwardly during the closing of
Acceptance Speech Most Worshipful Grand Master Melvin A. Alston Sr.#9 of the . exclaimed the Genie. Did she have a way of sneaking in the Lodge and spying on us? Sent by :
the order of the WM that this lodge of Master MASONS be now closed*, it
I was stopped outside of Freeport by an officer who was a Brother, and he let me go with a warning. the problem of mice in the Lodge building. 's robing room , shouting, W.M., there is a case of Syphilis in the Lodge.The W.M.
"Officer, Why are you writing that? Brother Yasha Beresiner, a Masonic student of some note and who is well known to several Brethren here today, has put together many of the toasts that he has given over the years in a book entitled The Freemason's Handbook of Toasts, Speeches and Respons .